...who comes home bearing gifts for no reason at all.
So anyway....ROM came home Sunday with my new Flip and a Bob Marley lighter. Why the lighter? Just because... he likes to pick up goofy little things he thinks I'd get a kick out of. Sometimes it's an art magazine he thinks I'd like. One time he came home with a little hand held battery operated fan. When the fan was turned on the blades lit up and said "I love you". Sadly I broke it when my last computer was over heating and I placed the fan in front of the vent and left it running. The fan fell off and broke.
Now that we have a new video camera that can record for two hours we'll get to work on that sex tape we want to market to supplement our retirement. Guess I need to visit RHONY Cindy's dehairing and bedazzling salon before we start taping. I also need to talk to RHONJ Danielle how to promote and distribute it. Surely there's a market for elder sex, doncha' think?