Last night I had a really intense dream which had an important message I was to share with the masses. The minute I woke this morning I thought I must blog about this dream, people must know! But first things first- I had to pee and brush my teeth.
And guess what after I peed, brushed the early morning stink out of my mouth, washed the dried night time drool off my face, and put in some eye drops to ease my allergy suffering puffy and gritty eyes... I couldn't remember one frigging thing about my dream. I hope that dream wasn't an important cosmic message with instructions that were essential for the survival of the human species. If it was, I can't remember a damn thing about it so I guess we're all fucked. Oh well, guess I'll go to the beach... for all I know this may be the last day of the world... and I'm sure as hell not wasting it.