I've been obsessed with the Jodi Arias trial the past few weeks. Listening to the phone sex Jodi recorded made me realize Real Old Man and I have never had phone sex. I tried to rectify that the other day when I emailed ROM at work. We exchanged a number of emails and here is what was said:
Me: Wanna have phone sex?
ROM: Can't. I'm in a meeting. Too bad we don't know how to text. We could have text sex.
Me: It's called sexting, you goof.
ROM: What's email sex called?
Me: I dunno but I'm out of the mood now. I'm going to make some coffee and finish off the cookies.
ROM: You're a cruel tease. Taunting me with sex and cookies. Don't you dare eat all the cookies!
Me: Ha! Who gonna check me, boo? Sorry, but Bertha is out of control and is going to eat all of Walter's cookies. Get back to your meeting, you slacker!
ROM: Are you really going to eat all the cookies?
Me: Don't worry about the cookies. Hey, can I take nude photos of you in the shower tonight? Don't worry about the gun and knife I'll be holding- those are just for protection in case ninjas break in.
ROM: You might as well kill me if you're going to eat all the cookies. Life won't be worth living.
Me: Okay you big baby, I won't eat all the damn cookies. Get back to work....
And in case y'all are wondering- I didn't eat ROM's cookies.